Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Spooky Autumn Month

It’s spooky Autumn month when all things paranormal come out to play, my Big Cats. Yes, it’s the month to be your inner black cat, or even more your black cat self.
It’s also the Kougar’s mommy’s birthday. And moi would have baked a cake, but a severe asthma allergy attack got in her way. So meow hopefully tomorrow.

Still, the Kougar came out to play on The Haunt PNR chat loop with guest author, Rowena Cherry, and had an exquisite and amazing time. Ms. Cherry is quite the quirky splendid wit, and kept the Kougar in giggling stitches at times.
Not to mention her newest release, KNIGHT'S FORK, looks like an incredible reading experience. Here’s the blurbie ~

"What is a queen to do when the sperm donor of her dreams says no?"
Carpe Scrotum. Seize Life by the Testicles! The Queen Consort of theVolnoth needs a sperm donor and only one green-eyed god has the rightstuff. Little does she know that she has pinned all her hopes on thecrown jewels of the fabled Royal Saurian Djinn. Not only is he the sonof her greatest enemy, but he has taken a vow of chastity.
Pssst...a kitty secret...just for the Big Cool Cats...the Kougar was heartened since Ms. Cherry’s writing style is similar to moi’s in how she uses descriptive language. Shhhh...part of it is the dreaded use of the dash, as in - , like bold-wild...or, consider this example ~
Bold-wild, he approached, his gaze devouring her face, and settling on her lush-parted lips, his for the taking, he decided.

And now, another first glimpse just for the Beautiful Big Cats...

Top Ten X-rated Reasons NOT to read TANGERINE CARNAL DREAMS

10 ~ There is no intergalactic travel ticket to Yemisque, tangerine aphrodisiac playground. A singles resort vacation in Jamaica might be your next best travel bet.
9 ~ If you’re allergic, afraid of, or don’t like handsome, red chestnut stallions.
8 ~ If you don’t like horseback riding on the beach.
7 ~ If you don’t like oily naked bodies or the carnal fun and games on Yemisque.
6 ~ If you have a huge aversion to stallion shapeshifters. Or a prince with his own awesome space cruiser.
5 ~ If you don’t care for a kickassitude heroine with her own fire-shooting palm, who has no patience for lust-filled men, and will do anything save her father.
4 ~ If you find battles in space boring.
3 ~ If action/adventure on another world just isn’t your thing.
2 ~ If the art of sexual torture used on the villain turns your stomach too much.
And the Number One reason David Letterman would say...
1 ~ If true fierce passion between a heroine and a hero just doesn’t do it for you.

Tangerine Carnal Dreams...a fire-shooting fierce woman...a shapeshifting prince of a stallion...and the tangerine aphrodisiac winds on a world far away...Available from Aspen Mountain Press ~ ~

Spooky Autumn kisses from the Kougar...

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