Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Talk About Purple Prose...

The University of Missouri has opened its greenhouse to the public for the soon-expected bloom of a "corpse flower." The rare plant is named for the pungent dead animal odor it uses to attract pollinators. The UM plant hasn't bloomed in eight years, and when it does will only be open for a day. Watch it live on the Corpse Flower Webcam.

Talk about purple prose... meow and double wow, does that phallic and vaginal plant display both in an outstandingly gorgeous way...
Maaooww, my Big Kittens... the Kougar jumped the gun... the Sexy Summer Hunt begins of June 15... well, meow, it’s always good to get a jump on summer reading fun...
Authoress News and Mews ~
Nope, the Kougar was a bad kitty girl and didn’t do any Monday promo-ing. Instead, there was other writerly biz to take care of... and! Penning her latest story is much more fun.
Plus, she wrote up her bloggie for SHAPESHIFTER SEDUCTIONS ~ There’s a New Bull in Town ~ featuring her bull shapeshifter Flash with a new installment.

Just for the cowboy lovin’ big cats ~ a sneaky peekie snippet from BRANDED BY THE TEXANS...

Kylie emerged from complete blackness, feeling as though she crawled up a long tunnel. Was it raining? Something splashed on the roof above her. If so... she snuggled deeper, reaching for her pillow. An instant later alarm shot through her. This wasn’t her bed.
Where the ‘f’ was she? Who was she laying on top of? Whoever he was, he was damn large and hard... and definitely aroused. She didn’t move attempting to remember. But her brain was still composed of fog.
“It’s okay, sweet thang.”
Her eyes snapped open. That voice she recalled everything as if a tidal wave swept over her. Kylie jerked up. “No, it’s not.”
“Yes, it is.”
Shit, he was toying with her, his tone amused, smug. In the dim grayish light his dark gray eyes glistened like steel beneath the noon sun. “You look like a viking masquerading as a cowboy.”

Now ~ FIRST! just for the big cool cats ~

Happy Courtship on another Earth

X-Serial Flash in Two Hundred ~ Sylva and Zeke’s story continues....

Part 156 ~

Sylva couldn’t help wondering what it would be like to have her own air car? “Cherry elixir,” she murmured, looking over the list. There were so many offerings her eyes glazed over. “Cherry Rootbeer,” she finally uttered, choosing the first one that appealed to her. “Cherry Rootbeer, it is, my bride.” Picking up a small device that had the appearance of a microphone, Zeke ordered her elixir and an oat ale. “Oat ale?” Sylva raised one brow. “A man needs to stay potent on his honeymoon.” He looped his arms around her, his eyes glinting with amusement and lusty promise.

Zeke studied his bride’s features for any sign of fatigue, then asked, “How about we practice the art of kissing until our drinks arrive?” She slid her fingertips over the lapels of his jacket, a sensuous flirtation. “We should practice the art of kissing,” she lilted sexily. Zeke swept his hands lower, adoring the feel of her beneath the gown skirts. “How about on my lap? Let’s make ourselves comfortable.” She nodded. Zeke swooped her up carrying his Sylva to the kissing couch, specially designed for a man to hold his woman and smooch with her in an intimate manner.
Part 1 - 15 ~ see blog ~ January 15th Cometh, then Part 15... and before...
Part 16 ~ 155 ~ see the Kougar’s prior bloggies...
Presented in its entirety on the
Liquid Silver forum ~ click on ~ Savanna Kougar ~

Monday ~ Linda Blanche blogs ~ I love libraries
Friday ~ Come enjoy Lindsay Townsend’s gorgeous short story about blooming love and a midsummer rose.
Wednesday ~ the Kougar blogs ~ Escape to Romance
Tuesday ~ The Kougar - There’s a New Bull in Town
Monday ~ Francesca blogs about her latest release, a medieval erotic romance.
Friday ~ Serena ~ Lunar Magic ~ the moon and shapeshifers... howl and prowl!
Wednesday ~ Crystal featured a beautifully written excerpt between her Guardian Gargoyle and the heroine.
For the next part of the Never-Ending Story by the Kougar - Hawk Warriors ~ RomanticSynonmous ~

Weekly Angelic Forecast from Volcano

Straight from the Carnal Cherub himself...

Angelic Forecast ~ XXXIX

Realm of Seeing... continued from last week~

Landing gently, Shimmeria trots forward, her hooves like delightful springs. The Heavenly One wings to greet us, his ebony wings pulsing with rainbow colors.
“Heaven?” I ask.
“One of many. Welcome to the realm of Seeing.”
“It’s where we watch the grand scale of Earth.”
“Am I supposed to ‘see’ something?” I ask. A flutter of foreboding begins in deep in my belly.
The Cherub rotates his palm above the cloud creating a hole. “Land changes. They are here.”
Volcano’s Angelic Forecast for this week ~ Siren-BookStrand blog ~

No! Internet Two... Resistance is victory...

Have a Happy Summer...
May your most romantic dreams come true...

Purple prose smooches from the Kougar...


Serena Shay said...

~kitteny mewl~ How do you do Mr. Plant...got any shifting cat brethern??? LOL

Lady Kougar...you have been such a tease this morning! First my cowboy stud on Earth II, then one ~cof~ heck of a b-bull on shapeshifters and now a brand peeky... Meow! ;-)

Savanna Kougar said...

Lady Shay ~ How about a Big Cat Alien shifter with a purple prose anatomy... do you think it would 'teasing' enough and sell?

Serena Shay said...

Heh heh, that would be an Alien I'd sure like to meet! Teasing enough to sell...um yeah! LOL