Saturday, October 17, 2009

Sundown Returns to the Tame Prairie

Meows... my Beautiful Big Cats... sundown finally returned to the tame prairie after days of overcast gray... a strip of glorious sweet pink beneath the dark indigo cloud bank.
Yesterday, the Kougar’s The Romantic Art of Nene Thomas Calendar arrived... oh, deliciously scrumptiously yum. And, delight o’ huge purring delight, the picture for March, the month of this Big Cat’s birth, is definitely a serendipitous representation of moi.
Okay, periodically, the Kougar relishes penning TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO... promos for her bookies. While looking around for something else, she ran across a list she’d written down quite a while ago for BLACK CAT BEAUTY.
Feline-fortuitous indeed, since now is the Halloween-purrfect time to finish and use it.

Presented here, first, for the Big Cats ~

Top Ten Reasons *Not* to Read BLACK CAT BEAUTY

10) If celebrating Halloween is just not your thing.

9) If you don’t want a black cat girl sexily sauntering across your path at a Halloween party.

8) If you feel utter disdain for the Hollywood party scene.

7) If you just can’t stand being inside a restored gothic mansion filled with women dressed like their favorite Cat Woman.

6) If the very thought of meeting a Hollywood Witch Bitch with real powers scares you so much you’d go running into the arms of your mommy.

5) If the song, YEAR OF THE CAT, sounds like chalk squeaking across a chalkboard to you.

4) If you despise Superheroes and extraterrestrials on general principle.

3) If you just don’t want a sexy movie star singing in your ear while he plays with his rock band.

2) If you’ve always had a fear of flying or being held in the embrace of a soaring superman.

AND... ta-da...

1) If you’ve never been curious about the endurance of a superheroe’s steely rod.

Yowling about lists ~ the Kougaress was particularly impressed with this man’s creatively accomplished retribution against a man who attempted to rob him.

Craig's List: This Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously, you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . . . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Authoress news and mews ~

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY - Yep, western erotic romance author, Gem Sivad, is featuring another give-me-a-ride cowboy at her blog ~ ~
BARNES AND NOBLE E-READER? Kittens, check out this article from PC WORLD ~ ~
Although, this would definitely assist the rise of e-reading, the Kougar cannot go along with the writer’s conclusion that print books would be at an end because of an affordable e-reader. Just purring-pure silliness.

To Kindle or not to Kindle... that is the question for this Big Cat author. Or, should moi offer one of her unpubbed stories for sale on Kindle? Yeppers and mews of investigation, she checked out the setup and legalities. Okay, the Kougaress has no real clue about HTML usage, except in very minimal ways. That is the suggested uploading format for your bookie to get the best result for Kindle reading. Understandable, but is it really doable for an html dummy?

Now ~ FIRST! just for the big cool cats ~

Happy Courtship on another Earth

X-Serial Flash in Two Hundred ~ Sylva and Zeke’s story continues...

Part 293 ~

Sylva leaned the side of her head against her rugged cowboy’s arm and stared at the cloud-boiling sky. By the minute, the thunderclouds rolled in. Black and furious, they took over the sky blotting out the moon. Living in the midwest, she’d seen these kinds of storms develop before. Unless it passed over them, they were in for violent weather of some type. “Sis, you two better head back now, or plan on stayin’ the night.” Zeke spoke over his shoulder. “Interrupt your honeymoon? Not on your life,” Marina tossed back. “We’ll stay in town, if need be,” Grant added.
Zeke thought fast, not wanting his sister and Grant to be caught in what could be a savage storm. “How about comin’ on inside and contacting mom and dad before you decide?” Behind him Marina laughed, her sheer amusement obvious. “Always looking out for me, aren’t you? We can contact them before we go inside. Hey, handsome, how about it?” Marina addressed her husband. “Got the com-phone out now,” Grant answered. In the far distance, Zeke watched minuscule bolts of lightning suddenly flash beneath the blackest clouds. The dramatic increase in ozone also concerned him. “Got ‘em,” Grant announced, “here, love.”
Part 1 - 15 ~ see blog ~ January 15th Cometh, then Part 15... and before...
Part 16 ~ 292 ~ see the Kougar’s prior bloggies... or the Passionate Ink forum, the FREE READS page ~ ~ OR! Now available on The Romance Studio Forum, January through September 2009 flashes ~ ~ Click on the FORUMS
Thursday ~ Lindsay blogs ~ The Paranormal in my fiction ~ fascinating!
Wednesday ~ Favorite Halloween Movies? “My fellow Xrated Halloween authors and myself are sharing bits and pieces of ourselves on various blogs in honor of our spicy Halloween releases at Extasy Books.”

Wednesday ~ Celia Yeary ~ Natural Born Scaredy-Cat ~ “Say what you will, but I am a big o’ scaredy-cat.”
Tuesday ~ Steph's Travel Log - Love & Denmark 1991 ~ A REAL LOVE STORY...
Friday ~ Courtney blogs ~ Xrated Halloween at Extasy Books.
My fellow Halloween Hooligans and I from Extasy Books have cooked up some especially spicy treats for you this Halloween Season.
Thursday ~ Danielle Thorne ~ My Creative Pumpkin Juices! ~ “It’s pumpkin time, and with that comes stories and folktales that run a shiver down your spine.”

Friday ~ Serena blogs ~ Devlin and Miss Josephine...
Wednesday ~ Crystal blogs ~ When They Can’t Transform ~ fantastic action excerpt!
Tuesday ~ the Kougar blogs ~ Halloween Purring Seduction ~ BLACK CAT BEAUTY
Monday ~ Francesca blogs ~ Romanticon Memories ~ sexy men included!
Saturday ~ Paris blogs ~ What if... ~ “What if you suddenly woke up to find that the world was inhabited by vampires and were creatures?”

For the next part of the Never-Ending Story by the Kougar ~The Only Portal Out of Here ~ RomanticSynonymous ~
MORE... Volcano’s Angelic Forecast for this week ~ Siren-BookStrand blog ~

No! Internet Two... Resistance is victory...

Have a Wonderful and Wild Autumn...
May your most romantic dreams come true...

Sundown dance and kiss from the Kougar...


Anonymous said...

Just an idea, you can find e-card at Happy Halloween 2009 for halloween. This site allows for anyone to upload their own picture so they can send it out to friends and family with a message as a greeting on Halloween.

Serena Shay said...

Hmmm, HTML format huh, I took several classes in designing websites and using HTML, but I wonder what would be needed to put together a story in it...might need to check that out a little more!

Savanna Kougar said...

Hey, Richard... thanks!

Serena ~ uh-oh, I'm in more trouble than I thought on the whole HTML thing.