Friday, July 24, 2009

Oh, no! Not The Cable Guy

Summer evening X-rated meows, darling Big Cats. Here’s another tiger and woman discovery. Cool comic beans, don’t ya purring-think?
Yes, what if *Mr. I Want To Eat You Tiger* suddenly shifted into Mr. Tall, Dark and Striped Man, who only wants to eat your sexy putty-tat?
Ooooo... now there’s an erotic romance shapeshifter tale/tail... yum and long thick tongues.
The Kougar may have to feature this little writer’s fantasy on the
Shapeshifter Seductions blog.

Oh, no! Not The Cable Guy ~
Yes, dear Big Kittens all, your cable guy or gal may be in training to spy on you. So says one of the biggest Cable companies out there, now cooperating with Homeland Security. Since Mr. or Ms. Cable Person can make more money turning you in *just like the Pizza delivery person* than they can at their jobs... well, you can figure out the rest of that possible scenario.
Can anyone spell g-r-e-e-d?
And remember, your innocense won’t be their concern. Nor, the concern of the Swat team splintering, then knocking your door down. Spilled flour, talcum powder or powdered sugar works just as well as cocain, it seems, these days. Oh, and so do bags of chalk that just happen to be discovered... paw-Google for Operation Bright Eyes, Fox news.

Authoress news and mews ~

Thanks to Lindsay Townsend, a most amazing historical romance author , who writes for Kensington and Siren-BookStrand, *also just a wonderful person* ~ the Kougar will be posting her blog, Long Road to Romance and Murder, on Lindsay’s THE PINK blog, Friday, July 24.
Plus! Moi has signed up for two hero blog days on
THE PINK blog for HERO DAYS, July 27th and August 8th. Meow and lick your lips over those romantic hero hunks? These two weeks are just for you! There’s a phenomenal line up of authors ready to show off their heroes for your pleasurable consideration, Big Cat girls.

Authoress KitKats check this excellent post out. The "Passionate Ink speech" by Angela James of Samhain publishing at ~ ~

Oopsie, moi almost forgot. She added the May 2009 flashies from COURTSHIP ON ANOTHER EARTH to her The Romance Studio forum page: Savanna Kougar ~ the Fantasy Lair ~ ~

On another front, the Kougar desperately needs to update the info on her bloggie. Frustratingly, her search for another template is still a complete failure. So... because her claws are busy typing away on Branded by the Texans, for one reason/excuse, the demands of promo being another... she remains ever behind... and has no yowling clue when anything will get done. Mad tail twitches ensue.


Just for the cowboy lovin’ big cats ~ a sneaky peekie X-snippet from BRANDED BY THE TEXANS...

“Oh, god, yes.” Kylie arched her body toward Dono, her biscuit butt giving Dash a jolt of pleasure.
She seemed so aroused by both of them handling her tits, Dash didn’t palm the dark red curls of her mound, even though her female tangy scent seduced his nostrils. He wanted a feel of what he’d been ogling since he first glimpsed her naked, hurling bars of soap at them like an Amazon princess.
“Hot,” she uttered, “you’re making me so hot.”

Now ~ FIRST! just for the big cool cats ~

Happy Courtship on another Earth

X-Serial Flash in Two Hundred ~ Sylva and Zeke’s story continues....

Part 208 ~

Sylva decided the tub wasn’t the place to be for the rest of what Zeke had to say, except she hadn’t washed her hair. Settling back down, she asked, “Do you mean it killed them or they just got sick? Where’s the shampoo?” Her cowboy cocked one brow, then reached toward the shelf. “The old-fashioned kind,” he announced. Picking up a pale peach-colored bottle, he presented it to her. “Old-fashioned?” Damn, if her ‘husband’ didn’t have one long sexy arm. Telling her hormones to go on hiatus, Sylva lifted out the stopper, sniffing the fragrance of peach blossoms and honey.

Zeke watched his Sylva delicately pour out a bit of the ripe peach-colored gel, then rub it between her palms. She lathered her hair while turning an expectant gaze on him. “Darlin, I could become an afficionado of your quiverin’ breasts.” His wife’s blush pleased him and was certainly healthy for his cock. Still... “The virus wasn’t a killer. It was turned into one by scientists who were secretly funded by wealthy groups of people afraid of psychic abilities.” She blinked, her hands hitting the water. “Oh. Am I in danger?” Zeke leaned forward. “Not from the virus. It’s useless.”
Part 1 - 15 ~ see blog ~ January 15th Cometh, then Part 15... and before...
Part 16 ~ 207 ~ see the Kougar’s prior bloggies... or the Passionate Ink forum, the FREE READS page ~ ~
Wednesday ~ the Kougar blogs ~ Long Road to Romance and Murder
Friday ~ Bekki Lynn blogs about the beauty of rocks and romance.
Friday ~ the Kougar’s blog: In Print ~ Long Road to Romance and Murder
The HEROES are coming ~ TWO WEEKS of heroes ~ the last week of July and first week of August.

Tuesday ~ The Kougar ~ Longest Solar Eclipse... “possessiveness I’ve never known”
Saturday ~ Paris blogs about a writing technique to block out your scene.
Friday ~ Serena blogs ~ How exhilarating and exhausting is it to write a menage scene?
Thursday ~ Suzanne Rock, our wonderful Guest blogger ~ moi’s comment ~
Hi Suzanne, thanks so much for being here today.
Humphrey Bogart and James Dean, so cool. I would never have thought of blending those two.
Maltese Falcon and Rebel Without a Cause, two of my old fave movies.
I'm naughtily curious. Since both of them are smoking, does your hero smoke?

For the next part of the Never-Ending Story the Kougar blogs, THE HOUSE ~ RomanticSynonmous ~
Volcano’s Angelic Forecast for this week ~ Siren-BookStrand blog ~

No! Internet Two... Resistance is victory...
HATE!!! > DTV> it’s a ripoff.

Have a Happy Summer...
May your most romantic dreams come true...

Wondrous smoochies from the Kougar...


Serena Shay said...

"who only wants to eat your sexy putty-tat?" Woot!! great line, and sexy story idea...Shapeshifters would be a great place for that lovely baby, erm we still get more "bull" through....right? Cause whew, I'm enjoying the bull too!

Kylie is about to be one satisfied customer, I think! :)

Gem Sivad said...

Sylva is safe. She has Zeke to keep her from harm. Hope she her psychic ability isn't considered a deformity on Earth II.

Savanna Kougar said...

Serena ~ the bull still rules... but wouldn't that make a fun erotic shapeshifter romance?

Gem ~ nope, not a deformity... and the music fades As Earth II Turns... sorry, I was remembering the opening to that old soap opera, As the World Turns.