Thursday, April 8, 2010

Where Are the Romance Novel Cowboys?

Brain-spinning yowls and greetings, my fancy and fabulous KitKats... the Kougar spent a whole lot of this day searching out those *not to be found* cowboys to be the stars on her cover for BRANDED BY THE TEXANS...
So, where are you Stetson-wearing, rough-tough cowboys hiding? And, why hideout from us desperate romance novelists who adore you? And only want your images to sexily grace our covers.
There’s a market there, boys... if yer of a mind to sell photos of yourselves through the royalty free pictures sites.
Or, if you’re holed up in the hole-in-the-wall... why not invite us to join you for a secret photo session... yep, we’ll bring the whiskey and good times... and? Maybe a little hanky panky pantin’... we won’t reveal your location... wink, wink... unless, you want us tell our best girlfriends and gal pal authors.
Good gosh, wouldn’t that be a fun erotic romance novel to pen... stalking the wild cowboy... infra-red trail cameras, lookin’ for boot tracks or horse hoof prints in the soft ground... maybe a stray hair or two caught in the brush... a lost sweat-stained Stetson... a frayed lariat.. Bait, okay, let’s see... freshly brewing coffee on the early morning winds... yep, sorta like the way some are searching for Big Foot... okay, maybe not, still, our elusive cowboy could have big feet... if yer gettin’ my drift here... and this Big Cat cowboy-lover is definitely drifting toward the extra naughty in her always-wicked imaginings...
Wait! The Kougar’s next title and inspiration ~ Stalking the Wild Cowboy ~ that title is mine all mine!!!!! Rawrrrrrr... scratch and claw... unless, someone has already laid claim and used it.... hmmmm....

Thank you to Gem Sivad, western erotic romance author extraordinnaire, for sending the Kougar some very helpful pics!

And, thank you to Deb Trotter ~ ~ the Cowboy’s Sweetheart artist for being such a wonderful inspiration. She’s lookin’ for those elusive gone-wild cowboys, herself.

Swipes of Synchronicity ~

On nighttime radio,
Coast to Coast am, the Beatle’s song, LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS, was the bumper music... part of that song was the inspiration for the Kougar’s TANGERINE CARNAL DREAMS... wouldn’t this authoress cat love writing a sequel to that erotic shapeshifter story... Katta and Zio have so many more ‘heatin’ up the sheets’ scenes.

Yep, the Kougar was doing some editing on KANDY APPLE FOR HALLOWEEN. The subject of Hades, and descent into the underworld... was one fascinating topic mentioned on the latest internet radio show offered by
Unknown Country ... discussed as moi wrote about her Hellhound twins and their boss, Hades.

Just for funsies... a friend down Texas way sent this to moi. You may have already seen it... still...

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance ...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.... She screamed..

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on....

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...

just the faint click of a camera......



Authoress news and mews ~


Spring is Sprung
by Linda Blanche

Spring is sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder where
the flowers is.


Electrical Tape: Don’t leave home without it
by Crystal Kauffman

As a writer of erotic romance, there is a lot of “risqué” stuff I’ll write about, and talk about.

Featured at Lindsay Townsend’s THE PINK BLOG ~

The vulnerable feelings of heroines

I am not the first woman who has had her purse stolen, and I won’t be the last unfortunately.


Shh...It's a Secret
I have a secret.

No one's seen it yet, but eventually it will come out. It won't be noticeable, unless you pay attention and read the books I write.


Now ~ FIRST! just for the big cool cats ~ from the Flash Cat...

Happy Courtship on another Earth

X-Serial Flash in Two Hundred ~ Sylva and Zeke’s story continues...

Part 465 ~

Sylva whirled inside with the changes that were about to occur. She couldn’t decide, either, who to keep her own watch on, Coon or Snake? She flicked her gaze back and forth as Nevada strode to the front door. “Time to go,” he boomed. “Get everyone on board. Now.” Pivoting around, he motioned to Aunt Martha, who kept a fierce eye on Snake. “Lock everything up, right quick, Martha.” She gave a curt nod, then rushed out of the room. “Son, once Snake and Coon are outta here, get your gear...” Zeke interrupted with a nod. “Be with you fast.”

Zeke mentally prepared himself throw on his clothes, make certain his bride was taken care of, load up on his weapons and gear, then abandon the apartment, for now, until this Secret Circle business was cleared up. “It’ll be okay, darlin’,” he answered the gaze she threw him. “Soon as the troops get here, we’ll head upstairs and get ready to leave.” The footsteps of their ranch security people landed on the front porch. They poured inward and Zeke lowered his own gun. He threw his arm around his Sylva’s shoulders. Gently, but urgently, he guided her toward the stairway.
Part 1 - 15 ~ see blog ~ January 15th Cometh, then Part 15... and before...
Part 16 ~ 464 ~ see the Kougar’s prior bloggies... or the Passionate Ink forum, the FREE READS page ~ ~ OR! Now available on The Romance Studio Forum, January through December 2009 flashes ~ ~ Click on the FORUMS, then Savanna Kougar ~ the Fantasy Lair ~

REBEL BIG CAT RANT ~ The Tax Person Cometh

No one, or very few, can withstand the burden of taxes that are now being placed on the backs of the American people. No, in the long run, not even the super rich. Truthfully, and this is no exaggeration, every man, woman and child is being taxed to death. This Big Cat has heard up to 75% of whatever you bring home. The colossally greedy have become insatiable monsters determined to drain every last drop of blood out of their victims.
Whatever, is paid in taxes will be used to wring more blood out of the turnip. Essentially, the American people are now paying for their own destruction. It can be compared to the time of Robin Hood when the King could extract taxes however and whenever he wanted. Whatever was taken in taxes was used to fund those who collected the taxes, *not* improve life for the people.
Perhaps, being a tax collector at this time is your only salvation. And, maybe, that is why the IRS is arming its agents. No kidding, they are. Further, in the UN-HEALTH bill, there is a provision for arming IRS agents to a greater degree. You know, big guns, the kind that kills you good and dead, the kind you’re *not* supposed to have, but they can. Besides, it makes it so much easier for them to raid your bank accounts. That is, if you have anything left.
No, moi will not survive, either, simply because she has no way of living off the land. Her health doesn’t allow for it. And, even if she could... well, killer drones, are difficult fend off, not to mention all the other super killing technologies THEY have.
Why do you think they gps-ed your door, really???


~~~ Do not comply with the corporate Borg. Resistance is victory. ~~~
~~~ Remember, knowledge and truth make us unfit to be slaves. ~~~
~~~ May the FDA burn in the hell it’s made for all of us, immediately!!! ~~~


Wish Upon on a Blue Moon New Year...
May your most romantic dreams come true...

Smooches to the Romance Novel Cowboys from the Kougar...


Serena Shay said...

mmm, cowboys! I can't wait to see what studly cowboys swagger their way onto the cover of Branded! ;)

Jolie Cain said...

Yee haw. Firm buns in denim. Love those cowboys!

Savanna Kougar said...

Serena... I say commence the swaggering... gee, now here's a business... we could open up a cowboy bar and dance parlor... have a room where we invite them to have their pics taken... yep, the inducements might be darn fun.

Savanna Kougar said...

Jolie, firm buns in denims are irresistible!

Oh, take a look at diamond gusset jeans... just google it... their internet radio commercial is hilarious and studly.

Serena Shay said...

sign me up for the cowboy bar and dance parlor! I'll volunteer to take the pictures... ;)

Savanna Kougar said...

Heck, it might be going concern in this economy... yeehaw and saddle up!