Monday, April 12, 2010

TV Has Gone Whole Hog

Tired meows, my sweet and sassitude KitKats, it was a peaceful Spring-warm day on the tame prairie. Okay, recently moi’s rearview mirror succumbed to the deep ruts that shook her van, and fell off with a big nasty clunk. No, superglue doesn’t work. So, this Big Cat ended up using a couple of zip ties to jurry-rig it into a position that does work. Not quite so easily done as it sounds let moi yowl-tell ya.

Featured at the LIQUID SILVER SEX blog ~

The Electronic Connection
by Roscoe James

Face it. If you aren’t connected through a cell phone, PDA, computer, pager, or some version of those then you may not exist. Have you checked lately? How many times a day do you reach out and touch someone with your particular brand of electronic hand?

Okay, the Kougar is so out of this loop it might as well be a ring around Saturn... however here’s her somewhat relevant flashie ~

From the Kougar’s short story ~ The Tiger’s Masquerade

Striding toward Stacy, his steps were halted by the low tone of his contact device. His father would only communicate this soon if a true emergency arose. Deep concern for his world knifed through him as he headed for an alcove near the gentleman’s lounge.
Zyrru retrieved the device and felt it adhere to his palm. Seeing the Princess’s image emerge, he scowled. Even though she did not have his visual, he wiped it away.
“Princess Allessa, has there been a tragic event?” On the tiny screen he watched her rise from her dais chair, her posture regal, yet sultry.

The minimal drape of sheer fabric emphasized the deep brown and pale gold of her body’s delicate striping. As most women formed themselves on his world, she was tigress human. Her ears and tail were pure tiger, as was the sleek fur on her back, her haunches.
“I wished to speak with you, Regent Prince Zyrru. Your father allowed it.”
“This is notably irregular, Princess. What would you say?”
Zyrru had always thought her extraordinarily attractive. Nothing about her statuesque figure invited his mating now, not her near nudity or her feline-beckoning expression.
“I would know your intention of marriage.”


WARNING! Roaring rant ahead ~

Sadly!!! Finally!!!
TV Has Gone Whole Hog... Oink! Oink! Porkers on good behavior patrol... here they come to a TV screen near you. TV programming has gone whole grunting hog with the worst of the worst *propaganda* about to begin, if it hasn’t already... yep, THE GOVERNMENT will be replacing commercials, down because of the economy, with what THEY are calling, *Behavior Placement*.
Truly, really, as this Big Cat has been soap-boxing about for several years now, it’s now a kindergarten world. Our gray matter, our minds are considered mere clay to be molded by THEM. Imagine what your worst enemy would do if they could mold your mind, make you think and believe whatever THEY choose. Yep, now the government gets to decide how to use TV to make you think and feel whatever THEY want.
Oh, and best of all, THEY’RE using your tax dollars to do it. To do it to you, endlessly. Bend over. Oink. Grunt.
Did you know that currently, THE GOVERNMENT of the US, has nationalized more business than the old Soviet Union ever did? How nice to know the US corp-government has surpassed our cold war enemy.
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Darling Kittens, get ready for a week that may live in infamy, that is, if some demonic bad guys have their way... the Kougaress prays their nefarious plans will not come about.


Authoress news and mews ~

Three Hundred and Eight-one Views ~ The Ice God Cometh... yep, moi clicked over to post a promo and, guess what? There are some high viewing numbers for some of her other Flashes, and now there are 381 instead 350 views for the Kougar’s X-Flash Fiction, The Ice God Cometh, at the Romantic Times’ Forum for Small Press Authors ~ ~ Just meow coolness...

Sultry Sunday
by Dawne Prochilo

“I want to taste you and then have you taste yourself on my lips,” he said when their lips parted. “Okay?”


Now ~ FIRST! just for the big cool cats ~ from the Flash Cat...

Happy Courtship on another Earth

X-Serial Flash in Two Hundred ~ Sylva and Zeke’s story continues...

Part 469 ~

Sylva grabbed what she figured were her most needed items, and quickly packed the case. Glad she didn’t have time to think about the danger she and Zeke were in, she concentrated on searching her bathroom. The flash of light that struck her eyes had her freezing in place, then covering her face with her hands. “It’s okay, Sylva. It’s a signal from Dad.” Her husband’s strong capable hands laced up the back of her jacket. As quickly, he positioned the culotte skirt, lacing it to a perfect fit. She heard her case snap shut. “We need to go, darlin’.”

Zeke seized his Sylva’s hand, rapidly leading her to the outside door of the apartment. Placing her case beneath his arm, he stooped and grabbed hold of his case. With one foot he nudged the door completely open. “Stay with me, wife. Grab onto my belt and don’t let go,” he instructed, pulling out his pistol. They moved out onto the landing. Once Zeke heard the door click behind them, he steadily walked them down the steps, his gaze sweeping the darkness, semi-lit by one of the ranch’s large air transports. “Wow,” he heard her murmur above the transport’s hum.
Part 1 - 15 ~ see blog ~ January 15th Cometh, then Part 15... and before...
Part 16 ~ 468 ~ see the Kougar’s prior bloggies... or the Passionate Ink forum, the FREE READS page ~ ~ OR! Now available on The Romance Studio Forum, January through December 2009 flashes ~ ~ Click on the FORUMS, then Savanna Kougar ~ the Fantasy Lair ~

~~~ Do not comply with the corporate Borg. Resistance is victory. ~~~
~~~ Remember, knowledge and truth make us unfit to be slaves. ~~~
~~~ May the FDA burn in the hell it’s made for all of us, immediately!!! ~~~


Wish Upon on a Blue Moon New Year...
May your most romantic dreams come true...

Tired, but sassy smooch from the Kougar...


Serena Shay said...

ooh, working the zip ties! Good for you!!

Hey, if you know anyone in the automotive window replacement field, bat your beautiful eyes their way and see if they will give you a bit of whatever they use to put the mirror back on after a replacement. ;)

Jolie Cain said...

What did we do before zip ties and duct tape? lol!

Savanna Kougar said...

Serena, I thought about asking for that kind of assistance. Two problems, I probably couldn't hold the mirror on properly, and actually, even though it's sorta lopsided, it's in a better position now.

Savanna Kougar said...

Jolie... lol... yep, duct tape and zipties are staples in my household.