Monday, June 9, 2008

Just Another Paranormal Monday

Beloved Big Cats, the Kougar is up to her slanty eyebrows busy! So, for your beautiful glowing eyes only, moi's contribution to the Yahoo Loop ~ Just Another Paranormal Monday ~
Hi paranormal junkies...uh, I mean that only in the nicest of ways, of course. Since I can't be with you today...I'm working on a friend's WIP...but *whew and phew* I did finish my first round of edits on Tangerine Carnal Dreams, coming from Aspen Mountain Press...
But just for fun I thought I'd give you the beginning of my mss, Secret Lives of Fortunate Wolves ~ Chapter One ~
Excerpt:
Werewolves of London, Coming to America – by Robert Bateman.
Keira shoved her cousin’s latest article-writing attempt into one of her bags, on top – while the phone rang.
"Aunt Debbie, hello. What can I do for you?" Keira shouldered the phone while trying to tie her shoe – a comfy black suede half-boot.
"Dear, are you busy?"
"On my way out – taking some of my jewelry pieces up to Diane. Got Rob’s article. I’ll proof read it tonight."
"Your mother said you were going up that way."
"What is it, Aunt Debbie?" Keira attempted patience, slowing her breaths.
"Hunting the American Werewolf."
"Are you talking about Rob or Coast-to-Coast – when Linda Godfrey was on?"
Keira forced in more patient breaths and stilled the anxious whirl inside her head.
"Yes, Ian’s Punnett’s new show. I’m worried about Rob..."
Keira tingled, an eery crawling in her stomach she didn’t like.
"What’s going on, Aunt Debbie?"
"Rob hasn’t called..."
Keira tingled all over, fiercely. Rob’s fanatic hobby was cryptozoology, chasing after unknown or paranormal creatures.
"What’d he do – grab all his camera gear? Head up to Lake Geneva to hunt for the American Werewolf?"
"Yes...and he hasn’t called."
"Where is he supposed to be, Aunt Debbie?"
"He’s staying at a small motel, The Half Moon. I spoke with him three nights ago. Rob said he would call last night."
"What town, Aunt Debbie?" Keira asked. Worry furrowed her brow – Rob always called his mother, being a bit of a mother’s boy.
"Tiny place – don’t even think it’s on the map. Blue Moon Bay."
"Road sign for a turn off – seen that. Yeah, I’ll stop. Check in on him."
"Thanks, dear. Be careful. Storm movin’ in I heard. On the morning news."
"Call you on the cell – you do have my number?" Keira hefted the last bag over her free shoulder, and reached for her purse – one she had glitter-designed. Just for the fun of it.
"Yes. Your mother gave it to me. Blessed be, dear."
"Blessed be." Keira set her phone down, rushing for the front door. And toward her car, a 94 Eclipse, she called the Plum Silver Goddess.
Blasting the radio up, her favorite music station, she drove toward the old two-lane highway. Toward the Land of Linda Godfrey’s american werewolves – in rural Wisconsin, east of Lake Geneva . Keeping her speed-itching foot under control, Keira stayed at her usual five miles over the speed limit.
"I wish I owned the power to manipulate time," she dramatically murmured, just for herself. She twitched her nose, a skill she had practiced since seeing Samantha on Bewitched – one of her mother’s old favorite tv shows. As a mere child she had been magically awestruck.
"Born to be wild..." She belted out with the song, revving up her spirits, and quickening her pulse to wonderfully reckless. She rocked in her seat rhythmically, singing along with the radio tunes. While farmland turned to forest. And sparse forest became deeper forest. Above the towering trees – trees she as always thought of as majestic mystic beings – gray skies became the shade of pewter.
As she entered denser darker forest, the rains came. Slashing sheets of rain.
Wipers on high, she leaned forward, her gaze focused on following the yellow line. At the same time, she glanced up watching for the turn off sign to Blue Moon Bay.
"Oh crap!" Keira pressed her accelerator again. And again. No response. Gradually her car slowed down. While the pit of her stomach churned to near panic, and the rain slashed at her.
"Now what!?"
She guided her car onto the highway’s narrow shoulder, carefully, letting it roll until it stopped. Turning it off , she tried to calm herself with memories of past rescues.
"Another crisis! In a long series of crisis," she muttered. She reached for her cell phone. "Just what I need. – Why didn’t I get the phone number to the Half Moon?"
Taking another deep breath, she silently asked, "What now, Goddess?" She stared down at her cell, wondering who she should try to reach. Her mother didn’t drive. Aunt Debbie didn’t have a car. And all her friends would be working, brutally busy with their lives.
"No service," she stated flatly, not greatly surprised by her fate. "Well, that solves that. Can’t call anyone anyway."
Bad luck had been her constant companion for the last several years – despite her best efforts to change her luck, her exhausting, endless efforts to keep her karma right.
"Help," she appealed to God, Goddess, her Guardian Angel.
Keira sat calmly, and waited. Waited for something. Anything good. Her mind spun chaotically, searching for any idea out of her horrid predicament.
"I definitely need help – a miracle or two," she spoke moments later. Again to her Guardian Angel. Or any Good Being. Out there.
She waited, watching the rain glisten-pour down her windshield. Watching the rain rage. She waited, observing her own internal battle. Calm or panic? Both tore at her – the giant claws of an ether monster she couldn’t see or identify.
"Direct from hell. Or the X-Files," she murmured.
Then a glint in her rearview mirror caught her eye.
Glancing up, she saw the flashing lights of a Patrol car as it rolled up behind her.
"Friend or foe?" she wanted to ask whoever was behind the wheel – remembering the news stories of bad cops, of bad men impersonating cops.
"Not a Patrol uniform. More of a sheriff’s look," she murmured, watching the man in her side mirror, when he emerged. No rain gear. Not even a hat. But armed. Definitely armed.
"Armed and dangerous?" she automatically asked herself.
"Geez!" Keira sat up straighter, her insides suddenly wild and wanton-simmering. "He’s gorgeous. Gorgeous hair!" Long, flowing to his shoulders, his hair was being rain slickened – revealing his sculpted, rather exotic-appearing features.
"Rain god impersonating a mere human male?" she asked herself.
Against all her wishes, Keira’s loins came to twisting life. The bold, arrogant-casual way he strode toward her side window. His thighs – sleek and powerful muscle – she wanted to carve them with her hands.
"My God!" She broke out in a light sweat, even as she began to open her door, even as she prepared for the onslaught of rain.
"Hello," she began, glad her voice didn’t give away her throbbing pulse.
"Follow me," he invited, more than commanded.
Once she had grabbed up her purse, he pivoted toward his car. No protection from the downpour, Keira plunged out into the drenching rain, dashing behind him – and hoped he wasn’t the devil incarnate. Posing as a rain god.

Trot on over to Title Magic, Big Kitties. Lexie presents her thoughts on how to improve one's chances of becoming a published writer. Mew-sings below.
Hi Lexie, I think you've raised some excellent issues. Truthfully, I have no answers for you. I help wherever I can and whomever I can, but it's not formalized as in a chapter setting, except for the Passionate Ink chapter of RWA, where we all help each other, especially via the forum.
As I've mentioned before, my journey has not been one which should be followed by anyone else. There was no step-by-step process. It was guided by a Divine Hand in a very mysterious and mostly incomprehensible manner to me. Or, to say it differently, it makes no logical sense whatsoever.
I'm sorry to hear various chapters are having problems. I personally think the contest market is over done, so to speak. Meaning too many contests for the amount of entries available. And with economic times now more difficult, who can afford it? Time, of course, is also at a premium. I do as much as I can, and it's never quite enough in terms of promotional opportunities.
This isn't an easy business, unless, it's just your hobby. Something you're doing purely for the fun of it.
I know I haven't really answered your real questions and concerns. And I am sure there are others much more qualified. However, if I can help you in any way, I will.
BTW, I liked your story premise, the one you talked about at the beginning of CJ Lyon's blog.

Just another paranormal kiss from the Kougar...

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Flash! the Erotic Lash

No kittens under 18 allowed! Rated a clawing XXX...
Whew! Big Kitties, the Kougar's first round of edits on Tangerine Carnal Dreams, her otherworld stallion shifter novella, are finally done and sent away, having soared through cyber waves to their destination.

And today on Love Romances Cafe Yahoo Loop is an excerpt from Red Lioness Tamed (Liquid Silver Books ~ liquidsilverbooks.com ~) for sci fi day.

On Liquid Silver SEx blog ~ liquidsilverbooks.com/blog ~ it's BDSM Flash Fiction day with Ann Cory. Big Hawt Cats, if you enjoy a little pain with your carnal pleasures, enjoy the erotic view today.
The following flashes are from the Kougars WIP ~ Book II from the World of the Blue Pearl Moon ~ Pleasures of Blue Lotus Oil ~ contracted to Siren Publishing.

ONE
With swift ease, Zag removed his dress loafers, shed his casual evening jacket, then his trousers. Dark charcoal, a fluid silk weave, Sheridan had felt like a mare in heat when she’d seen him in her room earlier. Now his golden physique, enhanced by the golden reflecting candlelight, caused her mouth to water. Ravenously, she hungered, wanton anticipation seizing her loins. He was breathtaking, his mating sword a dark gold, and partially raised.
Her lips were wild to taste him everywhere, anywhere.
"You have displeased me, slave lover," he growled. Moving beside her, he claimed her wrists in one hand.

TWO
"Consider this your punishment." Thin silk cord wrapped tightly, binding her wrists together.
Sheridan gasped in a breath. Dark heat pooled low in her loins, a wicked heat demanding to be assuaged. Her thrust breasts ached from merely the air’s touch. "Yes, my master."
Pivoting before her, he reached down pinching her nipples, his nails biting into them. "Master," she begged, knowing that was the role he wanted her to act out. And knowing part of him still wanted her punishment.
Sheridan didn’t care, her clit ignited. Her silky juices touched her inner thighs.
"Has your wife displeased you, Squire?"

THREE
"Or do you merely revel in the pleasures of Pyrexsia?" Zag indolently seated himself on the chair, propped one leg up.
"My wife adores the pain pleasure of candle wax dripping upon her teats. The burn of the wax between her thighs. I may do anything I please with her then." With a trained elegance, Squire Headrow lit three simple taper candles. Then his weak gaze flitted between Sheridan and Zag, his assessment fed by a cunning nature.
Following the lead of their host, Zag lit the three candles atop the table beside the arm of his large master’s chair–

FOUR
opposite where his gorgeous Sheridan was on erotic display. Idly, he moved his hand before her breast, flicked her nipple repeatedly with his nail.
Her pleasure fiercely exquisite, Sheridan whimpered. She arched her back, allowing her head to fall back. "Please, master, must you hurt me?"
"Your pain merely begins, slave lover."
"No...please..."
"May I, Squire?" Zag swiftly retrieved a small fine crop. Sliding it between his fingers, he arrogantly purred, "I am training my slave lover to obey my whip."
"Anywhere, but where the wax will fall, Baron. I see your whip’s mark on your slave lover’s rump."

Kiss from the Kougar's lash...

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Love Romances Cafe' ~ Open the Door to Blue Paradise


Kitty Kat Kougar is deep in edits and for a break, National Treasure. Thus, here is moi's first excerpt on the Yahoo Loop ~ Love Romances Cafe' ~

Open the door to Blue Paradise ~ where every erotic dream comes true ~

Excerpt:
"Lady Sheridan Kayla Woadeir," Clarence intoned in his best aristocratic voice. A broad smile broke over his face, brightening his countenance to near jolly. He widened the door, inviting her entrance.
She stepped into the cobalt and pearl foyer, smiling in return. "How are you, Clarence?"
"Sunny azure days ahead now, Lady Sheridan. He’s up in the grand office. Go on. I’ll ring up your arrival."
Her high heels clicking on the alabaster brilliant floor, Sheridan watched her image in the nouveau shimmer panels. The panels reflected the immense entry room’s light creating a crystalline ambiance.
Sheridan had resorted to dressing in the way he used to passion smolder over. She had no idea if that was still true.
Sapphire blue, gleaming sapphire. The luxury satin dress fit her curves, bared her arms, bared her legs from the knee down to her matching high heels. The pearls around her throat matched the moon’s color of last evening and provided a tiny touch of comfort.
Sliding her fingers along her pearls, Sheridan moved up the long curving sweep of stairs, low steps designed for a woman. Butterflies battled to escape her stomach once she stood at the top on the wine red carpet.
Keeping her feet moving, she glided toward the open office door, as if she moved inside a pocket of air. Reality seemed a horizon away.
He didn’t speak when she entered. He casually leaned back on his chair, one foot propped up on the dark shining wood of his enormous desk. Potent power and grace, he stood, silently moving to one side.
He motioned to a swivel cushioned chair before his desk. His presence had always made her feel sultry. Once his sultry woman. It was no different now. Her whole body was a sultry sizzle rhythm. She felt it to her core as she approached the chair and sat.
Her legs crossed, she steepled her fingers, watching him pivot. Lithe, powerful as a cougar, he returned to his chair. She’d seen the media’s view of him, unavoidable in her ‘horse show’ circle. Confronted with him, her breath demanded freedom from her body.
Like a cougar, the way he moved, his fierce intense nature, that was how she’d always seen him. Cougar in male beautiful form. Cougar spirit incarnated to man.
Goddess behold! She had loved him.
Sheridan didn’t blame the women who wanted him, not just for his status or his wealth but for the primal and the aristocratic blend he was as a man, as a lover, the way he made a woman feel.
Pure sensual desire. Pure sensual need. Pure ferocious passion for him.
She waited, knowing that was his cougar-and-prey game with her. She waited, her gaze fondling the burnished waves of his dark mahogany hair, streaked with wild sunlight.
"Sheridan."
The rough grazing purr of his voice made her shiver inside. She met his gaze boldly. Never flee before a cougar. Always stand your ground, even if faced with the most gorgeous eyes she’d ever seen.
Pale emerald, so ice crystalline, his eyes were always startling, always stunning.
"Baron Vettura," she returned, her tone icy cordiality. Sheridan knew her eyes glowed hot. She felt it. She shook back her hair. "It has been a while." ~
Sizzle Excerpt:
http://www.sirenpublishing.com/savannakougar/asobp.asp
All Shades of Blue Paradise [World of the Blue Pearl Moon, Book I] ~ an aristocratic fantasy available from Siren Publishing ~ sirenpublishing.com ~
Pleasures of Blue Lotus Oil [World of the Blue Pearl Moon, Book II] ~ coming from Siren Publishing
When a Good Angel Falls ~ coming from BookStrand late in 2008
Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~ savannakougar.com

Cafe' kisses from the Kougar...

Friday, June 6, 2008

Fangs and Snarling...

Lots of bared fangs and lots of snarling, my Brave Big Cats, the Kougar finally hunt-located her inexpensive unpretentious white washing machine ~ and now awaits the arrival scheduled for Monday. Hopefully, moi's garment cleanser will dutifully serve for many, many years. As it should. Meow-snarl!
On the hunt, the Kougaress ~ while slowly rolling down her drive in her van ~ came upon a young box turtle. A sweet thing, who merely allowed moi to carry her to safety while hardly a change in expression. Perhaps, because the storms were wind and rain-lashing brutal last night, and she was tired.
At the fierce advance of lightning, just as the Kougar switched off her computer, the power ceased, and blackness ruled. Eventually the lone orange candle staved off the darkness. *Grateful grateful* several hours later the power was restored, thus, saving moi's ice cream.
Along the route today, my Big Kitties, large limbs had been broken away by the storm, and it was an easy game of dodge until the highway. The wild turkey was not so easy to dodge. Strangely to moi, hen turkey ran back and forth in front of the Kougar, finally taking off and winging just above a barbed wire fence. Eggs somewhere? Hatched babies?
A fantastic guest blogger on Title Magic, race on over. Lexie has brought all of us CJ Lyons, author of Lifeline. Her post is titled, SECRETS TO A PERFECT PITCH BY GUEST BLOGGER CJ LYONS. Mew-sings below.
CJ, what a great learning post for me. I can usually come up with good blurbs. However, I've never actually pitched any of my novels. This gives me better ways to talk with just the people you meet who want to know what your book is about. I've never figured how to do that well.
Plus, this is good for a web presence like Terry was speaking about.
BTW, Mel & Terry, both your pitches are fantastic. I enjoyed them and they made me smile!
I'm going to have to start thinking about how to do this.
How about "Open the door to Blue Paradise, where every erotic dream comes true."
Of course, that may not work in some circles!

Un-fanged smooch from the Kougar...

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Shucks! What is a Chessie...

Purring-hi, my Incredible Big Cats. Today is Mel Heir day on Kougar Kisses. We're all celebrating because this is Mel's first sale. Her short story, Dead Chessie, is featured in the 7th anniversary issue of aoilfe's kiss. For more info paw-hop on over to Title Magic ~ titlemagic.blogspot.com ~
In Mel's own inimitable words:
And the story? If you followed ATIV, then you're already familiar with Dead Chessie's main character, Bard Anna Martin. She's stationed on Maryland's Eastern Shore, investigating the corpse of a big dead snake that, according to the overeager were-golden retriever on the police force, is more than it seems. The clues Anna uncovers reveals the consequences of a peer's bad decisions and the truth about a local legend.
Moi's mew-sings below ~
Fabulously cool, Mel! The cover art is spiffy. I assume you can purchase online. A were golden retriever -- does that mean he gets to meet my shifter chihuahuas?
The Kougar is thrilled for Mel. And what perfect timing, since moi must hunt down a new washer instead of attending to her ever-popular feline-famous blog. Old gusher faithful just bit the bucket, and will soon be on the way to metal recycling heaven.
Shucks, Mel, what is a Chessie?
Happy-for-you-kisses from the Kougar...

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Beauty of the Male Anatomy in a Kilt

Gorgeous Big Cats all, kilt synchronicity strikes again. Last evening as the lightning storms, the constantly rumbling thunder owned the skies and the rains slammed the tame prairie, the TV was actually on for weather info. Between tornado alerts, severe storm alerts and a raging fuel tank fire, some funny-clip show on NBC was allowed a little air time.
Lo and great behold, there they were in a local parade, the men in kilts, standing proud and high on top of their float. And the lads on board were more than likely high on a bit of booze, from the look of their red-tinted mugs. Suddenly it occurred. Crash, bang, part of the float collapsed. And boom! down to the street one of the kilted fell. His legs flew up, his bonnie kilt flew up...and there was the telltale blur of! that man ain't got no underwear on! Yep, everything was hanging out and on display for whoever was standing at that spot on the parade route.
Okay, you have see it, to roar a barking laugh like the Kougar howled at the sight, and the ensuing replay.
With 'synchronicity' acknowledged, now ~ da-da ~ the beauty of the male anatomy in a kilt. No, the Kougar is not merely enjoying the lack of tighty whities beneath those handsome pleated plaids. No, moi has always owned a purring-appreciation for a man's legs. Baseball players have them ~ not the brawny Babe Ruth type of gams ~ but the sleeker sinewy ~ meow-okay, like Adrian Paul, or the un-named example in the accompanying pic. Yum-purr however, it wasn't his legs the Kougar licked her lips over and 'over' fantasy appreciated. It's the virile splendor of how his shoulders and back are shaped, and the delicious-sexy way his waist is shaped, then the sculpted beauty of his hips and *goddess bless it* that is one fine gorgeous butt! just before the kilt begins. Oh gawd...yowling-yes!
Before the Kougaress drools unlady-like...she will end this blogging session.

Food! Kitties, Evonne blogs on Title Magic ~ titlemagic.blogspot.com ~ about the opportunities authors have to use food in their novels, and her own preferences. Mew-sings below.
Evonne, that is absolutely fascinating to me. While I love food, I've never done the shopping cart observations, except for whoever is behind me and ahead of me. At restaurants, I don't really care what anyone else is eating. Now, if I happen to see something that looks good, I'll ask about it. Strange, I only care about what I'm hungry for, and what the person(s) I'm with are hungry for.
I do have food descriptions in my novels, especially food sensual scenes. Anyone remember Tom Jones, that great lusty scene?
Like Anitra, I often take extra care on my futuristics or OtherWorld stories simply because it is worldbuilding, and I'm curious, and it goes to the culture(s) in those worlds.
One WIP I'm working, the hero is using food to tempt the heroine, to essentially woo her by offering the foods she loves at his birthday party, but doesn't have the budget for...like lobster and sweet crab, and mushrooms sauteed in expensive wine, then flambe' cherries -- okay, sorry, for getting carried away.
I do have to agree it's always driven me crazy in novels where food is wasted. I grit my teeth and carry on if I'm enjoying the story.
Oh, I just remembered, I'm including some of my own recipes, brownies and chocolate chip cookies, in another WIP... 'cause I think it adds to the 'flavoring' and the fun.

Kilt-mania kisses from the Kougar...

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The Yellow Postcard & Monkey See...

Meow-hello, my Beloved Big Cats, the Kougar had planned to bring the enjoyment of kilt eye candy, or men in kilts today. However, Fate has postponed that scrumptious-hunky post. Why? You mew? All because of the yellow postcard. No, not the Beatles' yellow submarine, a delightful and profound animation the Kougar adores. But the yellow postcard, one moi designed, and one the Kougaress thought never to lay her kitty eyes upon again. But, there it was! In her mailbox, along with her ShapeShifter Romance magnets from AJ Hampton (purr-thanks, AJ) ~ and along with the book, Unstable Environment by Marcia Colette (marciacolette.com) ~ thank you, Marcia!
Stunned, the Kougar stared, checked it over several times disbelievingly, then stared again at the yellow postcard which had been included in her final manuscript submission to Dorchester for the American Title IV Romantic Times contest, with the request that the stamped postcared be returned so moi would know that Murder by Hair Spray in Gardenia, New Atlantis had been received. That, my dear kitties, was about a year ago.
However, that's not the Fate kicker...yowling-obviously. For, the Kougar had just signed her contract with Siren-BookStrand to publish Murder by Hair Spray...and was in the very act of placing the addressed envelope in her mailbox...and there it was! said yellow postcard, now hanging-pinned to the Kougar's office door frame.
Omen...? doo-doo-doo...there are no accidents...in the great wide universe...hey! does moi need a personal consultation with Yoda?
Good bright yellow omen, moi hopes so!!! Sunny publishing and selling days ahead. Gee, wouldn't that be nice. The Kougaress can live with that!
Presented today on Title Magic and posted by the Kougar ~
The Magical Pen of P.E. Cunningham
Greetings all, today we have a special treat. Pat Cunningham, American Title IV finalist for her manuscript, A Touch of Heaven, has graciously consented to allow her interview with Fantasy & Science Fiction magazine ~ sfsite.com ~ to be presented on Title Magic (actually, she spell-twisted my arm ~ and I had to sage the place).
And, thus *with the wave of my all-powerful blogger wand* it is so. And, truthfully, I’m thrilled.
Interview: P.E. Cunningham on "Monkey See…"
John Joseph Adams June 1, 2008
P.E. Cunningham, author of "Monkey See…," which appears in our June 2008 issue–said...FOR THE REST OF THE STORY...glide and stride on over to ~ titlemagic.blogspot.com ~

Sunny fate kisses from the Kougar...